all creatures were thirsty, even the mouse;
when suddenly outside there arose such a clatter,
i sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
then, what did i see in the sky with a glow,
but a miniature sleigh, and six tiny neuro“
now, SONIC! now, PASSION! now, DAILY and SLEEP!
on, BLISS! on TRIM! santa’s voice shouted deep!
so healthy and smart, enhancing our lives
their flavor so perfect, no tongue can deny,
so down through chimney the Neuro they flew,
with more colorful drinks, and st. nicholas too.
Oh, BLISS — how it twinkles to make you feel merry!
SONIC and PASSION, like energy fairies!
DAILY, so healthy to keep us immune!
TRIM to stay fit, and SLEEP for the snooze!
steel abs, and so healthy from toe to his head,
this santa was gorgeous, i’m talking drop dead!
with the wink of an eye, he did a great service
and told me his secret “just drink with a purpose!”
he spoke just those words, and went straight to his work,
filling stockings with drinks; and a quick little twerk.
we danced drinking neuro, and cheered with delight;
“happy christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”